What's On the Menu?

Boiling Pot of Self-Esteem (5/24/09)

Don't get caught up looking in that mirror for too long!

Let us help burn away those pimples!

THE TASTELESS

Fried up Friends (4/03/09)

The kind that will never understand you.

Brains can be baked raw, medium, Fried up Friends or well done.

“SONOTME” Chicken (4/14/09)

The kind that are coated with fakeness and followers, instead of sesame.

Just sprinkle some seasoning and their steamed into a vegetable!

Wrapped up Wontons

The kind that broil in their own pot of interests.

Self-serving, crisped and flakey.

THE FORTUNATE COOKIES

Steamed to Perfection

The kind that will stick by your side.

But you won't need napkins to clean up this mess.

SWEET

Triple Delight Soup

The dish that will try to marinate just to be your perfect mate.

Tossed with pride, sacrifice, surprises, and biting the bullet..you'll can't wait to chow down!

SOUR

Poo Poo Platter (4/22/09)

The dish that holds Low Men Noodles.

Tossed with a mix personality, unexpected change, and boring lo mein & chicken.

5 Fun & Easy Dates (5/1/09)

Cheap, fun and easy dates that will keep your man coming back for seconds!

5 Reasons to Stay in Love with Chocolate (5/8/09)

There's no reason to break up with this chunk.

5 Things People SHOULD Be Doing This Summer (6/5/09)

No reason to stay on the computor all day... unless you're reading classy!