1. WE NEED IT!
Women crave chocolate because of its mood-elevating properties. Chocolate contains tryptophan, that affects your mood. Think about it ladies…when do you crave chocolate the most? When you have that monthly awesomeness... When you break up with boyfriend...When there is a major o.m.F.g moment in your life…or all of the above in my case! All of these things cause fluctuations in mood. Chocolate helps to even out these fluctuations chemically.
2. WE HAVENT GOTTEN "ANY" IN... UM FOREVER!
Chemical phenylethylamine in chocolate has even been found to trigger feelings similar to “falling in love” and they say 89% of women actually prefer chocolate to sex. Maybe that’s why at hotels they leave chocolates on the pillows instead of condoms? Who knows…? All I know is that explains why the dove chocolate commercial basically looks like a soft porno… seriously after the girl eats the chocolate she basically looks like she is having an orgasm!
3. GOOD FOR YOUR HEART!
Dark chocolate is good for your heart. A small bar of it every day can help keep your heart and cardiovascular system running well. Two heart health benefits of dark chocolate are low blood sugar and low cholesterol. However… don’t be downing dark chocolate candy bars and telling yourself its okay because you’re doing it to be healthy. Balance the calories out…break the bar in half & have some each day… remember you want help for your heart…but you don’t want help for zipping up those skinny jeans!
4. WILL NOT LEAD 2 PIMPLES!
Eating chocolate does not cause pimples! Acne is caused by the buildup of dead skin cells within your pores, an excess of skin oil called sebum, and a bunch of other wonderful acne-causing bacteria. Hormonal changes can cause sudden breakouts and of course if it is hereditary. So put on your facemask and dive into those peanut butter M&M’s!
5. Chocolate can’t get you pregnant...and doesn’t cheat on you…Enough said.
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